Posts tagged: pirate

Not the profession for everyone

Swash-Buckle, say what?
I can’t get the hang of this.
Worst pirate ever.

Salty Dog

Often times, a pirate is only as good as the condition of his hat.


Of Peas and Carrots, Cannons and Cutlasses



Cannons and cutlasses be zipping through the air in every direction.

Them scurvy dogs will tell you they cain’t remember what was what, but I be better at me memory than they.

Salty yelled, “Food fight!” and that’s when it began.

See, we do things differently ’round here.

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