Graphite City had a unique history to it’s municipal elections. Elections were held every year, and history showed that when a mayor was elected, they were always re-elected until too old to function.
However, recently there was a new mayor with every election.
Robert Douglas was beginning to smell conspiracy.
Swash-Buckle, say what?
I can’t get the hang of this.
Worst pirate ever.
Often times, a pirate is only as good as the condition of his hat.


Boom!
Swish!
Cannons and cutlasses be zipping through the air in every direction.
Them scurvy dogs will tell you they cain’t remember what was what, but I be better at me memory than they.
Salty yelled, “Food fight!” and that’s when it began.
See, we do things differently ’round here.